I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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