who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
is that a dick in a sweater?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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