so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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