I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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