South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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