I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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