think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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