Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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