I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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