You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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