Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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