Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Randomize
