real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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