You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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