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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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