you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
i need some magic done to my vagina
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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