i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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