Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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