My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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