found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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