hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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