I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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