The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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