The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize
