Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My bed is full of blood and feathers
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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