is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
