I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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