So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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