I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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