im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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