We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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