How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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