sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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