Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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