let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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