would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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