i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
