Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
