Ambien. No doubt about it.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Alive.
So much puke
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize