I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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