Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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