she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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