But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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