How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Your dad touched me again.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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