he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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