This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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