I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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