I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
