i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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