True but thats because hes a fetus.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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