yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Randomize
