i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I need water and some morals
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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