I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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